claydols:

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change


Ava's Demon: Chapter Four - Ava's Wish

EVERYONE ON MY DASH IS WRITING IN ALL CAPS ABOUT LIKE 5 DIFFERENT FANDOMS AND I FEEL LIKE CHANDLER

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(Source: kingkillam)


(Source: gatsbyful)


Bedtime [Fruits Basket Screencap Meme]

snowmiserr:

one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. 
and it is Akon.  So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” 
he said you too and floated on.  

(Source: landofbluesmoke)

sardonicheight:

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]


joker-ace:

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Wishing you all a happy start to a new year with dirkjohn image